There seem to be a lot of crazy ideas floating around about how to view the solar eclipse without sizzling your retinas.
Perhaps this should go without saying, but no matter what you've read on the internet, it is absolutely NOT safe to view the eclipse through any of the following:
- Fake nose-and-glasses sets
- Rolled up federal tax forms
- Two doughnuts
- Light mist from a garden sprinkler
- Clear plastic spoons
- A coconut bikini top
- Bladder of a Portuguese man o' war
- Antique monocle and/or pince-nez
- Two mason jars filled with honey
- Cheesecloth Zorro mask with no eye slits
- Half a ping-pong ball on a stick
- Disposable contact lenses
- A one-way mirror
- Straw hat over face
- Petroleum jelly smeared directly on eyeballs
No matter what, do NOT use any of the above to view the eclipse. If you haven't had time to track down real solar eclipse glasses, make note to figure it out before the next one.
As for me, I plan to spend the day indoors with a cardboard box over my head - just to be safe.
By NASA/SDO [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons