Friday, March 13, 2015

Ruth's Rules for Coffee



Ruth's Rules for Coffee:

Rule 1: If morning, coffee.
Rule 2: If afternoon, coffee.
Rule 3: If reading, coffee.
Rule 4: If sad, coffee.
Rule 5: If writer's-blocked, coffee.
Rule 6: If raining outside, coffee.
Rule 7: If traveling, coffee.
Rule 8: If chatting with a friend, coffee.
Rule 9: If studying, coffee.
Rule 10: If teaching, coffee.
Rule 11: If stressed, coffee.
Rule 12: If headache, coffee.
Rule 13: If stomach flu, no coffee.
Rule 14: If lonely, coffee.
Rule 15: If confused, coffee.
Rule 16: If out for brunch, coffee.
Rule 17: If headed to work out, no coffee.
Rule 18: If dealing with children, coffee.
Rule 19: If playing table games, coffee.
Rule 20: If coffee, coffee.


3 comments:

  1. Thanks for the Rules of coffee. I never knew.

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  2. If pregnant, no coffee (not even the smell of coffee).

    I realize you won't empathize as a Floridian, but, if cold, coffee.

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