Monday, February 2, 2015

"Real Talk": Greeting Card Ideas

For everyone whose career choice uncovered unexpected hazards. 

These are for you.

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Front: 
Congratulations on getting into nursing school!

Inside: 
Hope you enjoy checking out your friends' weird moles.

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Front: 
Congratulations on your seminary degree!

Inside: 
Have fun answering questions about predestination.

* * * *

Front: 
Congratulations on starting your art/writing career!

Inside: 
Welcome to a future of brief flashes of euphoria mixed with crippling self-doubt. 

* * * *

Front:
Congratulations on learning to code!

Inside:
Enjoy taking viruses off mom's computer.

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I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. 

This line of cards needs to exist.

I'll be expecting your call, Hallmark.




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