Monday, December 3, 2012

Shakespeare's Othello, Super-Condensed

SHAKESPEARE SUPER-CONDENSEDTM
For When You Only Have Thirty Seconds to Study

Act I
Desdemona & Othello: *smooch*
Iago: *plotty fingers*

Act II
Roderigo: *eyebrow wiggle*
Cassio: Do'h!

Act III
Iago: DANCE, PUPPETS. DANCE!

Act IV
Desdemona: *sings* Willow, willow, willow, etc.
Othello: RRRRRAWR!
Desdemona: ??????

Act V
Roderigo: Have at you!
Cassio: What the...
Iago: MUAHAHAHAHA! *stab stab*
Roderigo: *gurgles*
Cassio: Do'h....??

Desdemona: *sleeps peacefully*
Othello: PUT OUT THE LIGHT.
Desdemona: Whaaaaa-
Othello: PUT. OUT. THE LIGHT.
Desdemona: -aaaaaat?!
Othello: RRRRRAWR!
Desdemona:................

*crickets chirping*

Full Cast: *pointing at one another*  Liar! Whore! Slave! Villain! Fie!

O! O! O!

*stab stab*

Othello: *contemplates heap of bodies* I'm the WORST.

*stab*

*gurgle*

FINIS. 

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