Friday, December 9, 2011

Open Letter to Persons of Varying Significance

Dear Creepy Staring Neighbor, Other Neighbor Who Blares Rock Music at 1:00am, Persons Unknown Who Make the Parking Lot Smell Like Pee, and 98.5% of All Persons Who Own and Wear Skinny Jeans,

You need to stop. If nobody else in your life will tell you, I will.

Thank you,
Your Friendly Neighborhood ESTJ

2 comments:

  1. I'm glad you said skinny jeans and not jeggings.

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  2. People who wear jeggings are generally morally responsible enough to wear long dress-like shirts over top. People who wear skinny jeans are not. There is a difference.

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