Overheard at Our Apartment

"Don't Facebook my toilet paper issues!"

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"Stop throwing wigs at me!"

"I could throw my fist in your face instead..."

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"Okay, look. I'm putting these scissors on the chair. Don't sit on them."

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*sniff sniff*


"I thought I smelled Chinese food. But it was just you."

"Yes, yes, I know I smell bad."

"You can have the couch to yourself."

"Allllll part of my plan."

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"Are you going to write this conversation down on your list?"

"No, because it makes me sound like a jerk!"


  1. My sister and I couldn't live together. Too many innocent shoes would be injured in our throwing fights...


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