Rumors going around about my new hairdo1:
1- I wear a Bumpit.
2- I found a new place to store demerits and red pens.
3- There are squirrels nesting up there.
4- To offset the costs of the school sports program, I am incubating basketballs.
5- I comb hair over the face of my second head.
6- *cue X-Files theme music*
1- Most of these rumors were started by my own homeroom class. (I will neither confirm nor deny whether or not any of them started with me...)